( OLDE )

--CURRENT
[Hyuuga Neji] byakkogan @ theskytides
[Kongou Agon] dreadpirateer @ theskytides

In other words, ficsIowepeople. D: <<< *SLOW WRITER EXTRAORDINAIRE, ZOMGSORRY*

( ... I need to glue myself into a chair in front of the computer. ><;; )

Rundown of where Fyre is in various anime/manga series, for my own reference:

( Logistics are boring but necessary :] )

Feel free to damn me even moar and suggest new ones. :|;;;

No, I did not just go skip=70 through the entire thewewyfanfic comm.

No, I am not a loser.

YES, YOU MAY SHUT UP SNICKERING NOW. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, JOSH.

( TWEWY FANFIC RECS GO HERE )

Oh my god, guys, I think I just archived. Like. The entire thewewyfanfic comm. Pretty much.

This is why I should never be allowed to run amok in fandom without supervision. /facedesk And where the hell is all the Mimi fic? I want my AD!Mimi/AD!Neku fix now. ;;; orz Time to... go through subarashiki_ds. I AM NEVER MAKING RECS EVER AGAIN BRB SUICIDE.

P.S. tenshinoakuma? You're ruining me for every other Joshua ever. I hope you're happy. :||| I HATE YOUR GUTS. <<< such a liar bawwwww;;;

Also, meme from shining:
Comment on this post and I will choose seven interests from your profile. ?You will then explain what they mean/why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along/

( BLAHBLAHBLAH OMOSHIRO-KUN LOL )

BLAHBLAHBLAH USEFUL LOGICAL TRANSITION GOES HERE. I'll probably get some non-pointless writing done after I finish getting my sekrit reports re: TWEWY and stuffing Josh full of shio ramen to make him moan in pleasure 'mmmm' at me s'more. :|||

( RANDOM WHINING GOES HERE )

RIGHT IT'S ABOUT TIME TO WRAP THIS SHIT UP. BUT BEFORE I GO:
WHY THE FUCKING HELL WOULD YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO NAME YOUR GRIMMULQUIHIME FIC 'Tell Me If We Sleep Together Would It Make It Any Better?' skljdljSJALJKSDF OTL fandom. I despair.

Also officejob is making me addicted to cappuccino. Granted, I dump like half the french vanilla creamer/sugar can in it, but. (Ohgod I'm turning into Abel savemeeeee)

Hrmmm I need TWEWY icons. /puts on to-do list for tonight

OH YEAH, SNOW? TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MAKING A GIRL SHIP RYOHEI/BEAT, OK. JERRY JERRY JERRY FIC FIC FIC \o\ \o/ /o/

LMAO holy shit this entry turned epic fast. OTL I WRITE TOO MUCH.

... OH MY GOD. THIS:

[KINK MEME] AnotherDay!Joshua/Neku, Gothic Lolita/Aristocrat, sex/bondage/whatnot, the change room at Lapin Angelique, with fangirl/composed!Princess K and fangirl!Shiki commenting about it and drinking tea.

HOLY FUCKING--sdklsaksa

BRB MARRYING TWEWY FANDOM NOW.

[11:54 AM] EDIT: "THIS SEXUAL STIMULATION IS GENERATING A CLIMACTIC EVENT."

... There needs to be fic with that line. NOW.

[12:45 PM] EDIT: "Neku could hear his inner-Joshua giggling in that inexplicably annoying voice of his at the situation." is the BEST THING EVER in an otherwise halfway passable fic.

Also there needs to be far, far more Beat/Neku than there is. :[

writing requests open house
fandoms: bleach, dgm, es21, dragon drive, eerie queerie!, gundam 00, hikaru no go, howl's moving castle, juvenile orion, karas, katekyo hitman reborn!, kingdom hearts, last exile, doctrine of labyrinths, naruto, phoenix wright (pre-3rd game/ron delite case), pretear, prince of tennis, saiyuki/reload (through vol. 7?), shaman king (through vol. 19), tales of the abyss, tsubasa, xxxholic, x/1999; might've forgotten some, just ask

Offering anything from a sentence to a drabble to a haiku. Give me a pairing/character(s) and a prompt, or a picture. (You may request more than once, but wait until I've finished the previous prompt!)

disclaimer: the quality of none of these works is guaranteed. ever.

EPIC QOTDs (yes, there are several):
• Uke!Mario
• KH portal play 8) SLKkskaslksl I really. Want to test this out now. 8D/
• Best summation of FFVI through FFXII ever

So, as of yesterday: I FINALLY STARTED THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU AND WTF HOLY SHIT EPIC. I am so addicted slkajskjdfds so many apologies if I disappear for long stretches of time. :[ I'M PROLLY ROASTIN' ME SUM FROGLEGSSSS. :DD ☆

( [CH: JOSHUA] DAY 5 )

SO YEAH EVERYBODY SHOULD GO AND PLAY THIS GAME AT LEAST ONCE FOR THE BATTLE SYSTEM IF NOTHING ELSE. HEEEEE. :DDD The story is also intriguing, but I get the feeling I've not gotten to the real substance of it yet. Hmmmmmm. :o

/bounces off to stalk the kh_anon_meme s'more 8D;;

[4:47 PM] EDIT: "I've read several fics in which he's been the Organization's maid, butler, local doctor (but that's what Vexen's for!), resident shrink, a stripper, a groupie *ewwwwww* and a gynocolgist..." ... 'he' being ZEXION. ljkjLFJLSJALSD /SCREECH

WHY WOULD YOU LET THE FUCKER NEAR YOUR GIRLPARTS AKsjljAJLSAS

So. You guys know hapai? Stumbled upon the conception in rp_secrets and decided to give it a whirl; I've got Akaya re: TeniPuri reserved now and. Yes.

That isn't what this post is about.

I also ended up getting directed to the source of inspiration for the game:

7 Seeds
[If you haven't joined MangaTraders, do it now. They have everything.]
Started reading on OneManga (which I NEVER DO because I hate reading manga online ok), and then couldn't stop. jLJFAJSDFLJsdjs HOLY CRAP. So yeah, the style is kind of PAINFULLY SHOUJO and there are sparkles and overly-pretty males everywhere, and you kind of want to smack Natsu when you first meet her, but.

GUYS, I'M SO ADDICTED. The basic premise is that there are 5 teams of 7 people each (7 Seeds HAHAHA orz), plus one guide, named after the seasons (Spring, Summer A/B, Autumn, Winter), and that they've been cryogenically frozen only to wake after humanity has died re: natural disaster (speculated to be a meteorite). And I know it sounds so damn last-century sci-fi, but. WAO.


( Further flailing beneath the cut!! Also, pictars, because THE PRETTY SLJSJLJFKLSFDF [1 NSFW sorta?] )

... So yeah, in other words, READ THIS. Because I rarely if ever will recommend or even read a shoujo series, so I can swear up, down, and sideways that this one is worth it. 8) And I need somebody to flail with about it, because lajajSLJfJAjfajdlkdfj;afdjaDFLJAFSASD ♥♥♥ waaahh;; AND IT'S ONLY 26 CHAPTERS SO FAR GOD;;;;

And yeah, now I'm really excited for hapai. ;;;;

I also got TWEWY, FINALLY. 8) Amazon? I won't take an axe to you. This time.

FIRSTLY: THIS.
^THIS THIS THIS

Oh my god I swear if Shinji doesn't kick Aizen around at least a little bit I will. Friggin. IDEK. KUBOTITE C'MON ICHIGO'S OUT OF THE WAY AND EVERYTHING JUST. :[[[ Vaizard spotlight pls?

Although Vaizard/shinigami bickering would be amazing too. Can't we have our cake and eat it, too? D:

And a little nostalgia trip, now. ♥

The Would-Have-Been Giant Hikago Meme of DOOM
from epigrammist, here.

( WOW I NEED TO REREAD HIKAGO BRB F-FAILING ACROSS THE BOARD /shotted [SPOILERS] )

A compilation of the meme responses is here. ♥ I miss you, HikaGo. ): PULL A MANKIN AND START UP AGAIN BAWWWWW. <<< not likely ._.

LMAO WHAT HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME cerulean88 STAGED AN EPIC INTERVENTION RE: BUCUE & gundam00 WANKERY? G00 FANDOM, I'VE BEEN NEGLECTING YOU CRUELLY~ ☆ BRB REMEDYING THIS. 8)

Renamers of the flist still need to have a looksy thisaway.

Also have a
FREE-FOR-ALL ROLEPLAYING POST
because I'm bored. Bring any journal from any game, old journals, journals made for the hell of it, roleplay in script form with your own journal, bring your friends, what the heck. I WANT SUM EPIC ENTERTAINMENT & INTERACTION, BBS. :E BRING IT.

DIGICAM GO! Snapped a couple of shots of baby budgie, who is now named Artemis. But okay fine, I'm calling him Ace because Artemis is a mouthful. 8D/ <<< wtf ♥

( INTRODUCING THE NARCOLEPTIC FEATHERBALL )

ISN'T HE CUTE. 8)

Also, speaking of cute, you should all read Puck's story. >: ♥♥

JESUS CHRIST SELF STOP POSTING.

This is a short one, though.

QOTD re: Speed Racer
[17:15] delineatewitch: I've heard mixed reviews
[17:15] delineatewitch: I just want to see it because OMG SATURATION
[17:15] delineatewitch: I want to lick the screen every time I see a preview for it

♥ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD /still laughing

I need to finish my Agon app for theskytides and reply to comments and catch up on discedo andandand. Bah. At least I have the day off today. ♥

FIRST THINGS FIRST, THOUGH:
THE LIVEJOURNAL USER-REPRESENTATIVE ELECTIONS

This is an interesting development, guys, so listen up. The short version: fandom's rallying behind legomymalfoy, rm and vichan (their platforms are here, with some discussion as to legomymalfoy's suitability for the position), to be voted for in that order, apparently, because voting for the same peep three times doesn't do squat. legomymalfoy was leading last we heard, and apparently the plan is to keep the momentum going.

The alternative and current second runner-up is jameth, who's basically a known troll and in cahoots with the ONTD mod. According to some, this would make him perfect for the job.

Other useful links:
• All of the candidate platforms, and some interesting perspectives on the aforementioned leading candidates.
• bookshop's appeal to fandom to spam our newsletters, which is actually how yours truly even heard about this. :p
• If you're too lazy to explain all this crap like I did, furiosity has provided a handy-dandy C/P pimp post to get the word out.
• Encyclopaedia Dramatica's article is surprisingly informative, at least regarding the wank section LOOOOL.
• All this election hullabaloo has led me to efw, which is officially my favorite new haunt. TIME WELL-WASTED. :D
• There are so many cross-links anyway. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELVES JESUS. ♡ :||

AND FINALLY...
THE VOTING POST
ALSO IMPORTANT: You can change your vote here.
The poll currents are thisaway.
VOTING CLOSES AT 9:00 P.M. PDT THURSDAY, MAY 29, 2008


Evidently, legomymalfoy's in the lead... but personally, considering some of the issues that have been brought up regarding her candidacy (here and here, also this), as well as some arguments in favor of rm: EDITING, because apparently this is barely even about platforms anymore, ty mudslingers and death threats and leaked poll results. Honestly, vichan has been the most communicative during all of this, out of the aforementioned three. I'm changing my vote. Also, THIS SHIT IS BANANAS. ☆

BBL READING MOAR ELECTION SHIT. LJ IS SRS BSNS LOLOLOL.

EDIT [12:15 PM]: According to cambler, LJ informed candidates of a death threat against one of them; aforementioned candidate has withdrawn from the election and is calling shenanigans and moar details LJ plz. Isn't this--better communication between LJteam and userbase--why we're supposed to be having these elections in the first place?! O LJ, WAY TO FAIL.

As of this point, investigating further. Wish me luck. /plunges into the main election post oh god

EDIT [5:46 PM]: Statement made by legomymalfoy that she was the one who received the death threat.

Sympathies. Nevertheless, my votes are going to stand, and she isn't one of them, for various other reasons.

EDIT [5:56 PM]: In the end, cambler has got the right idea. The only part I'm snagging on is no new election until a fair election can be done, as phrased by a commenter. We'll be waiting a LONG-FUCK TIME for that.

Re: Election, then. I call bullshit.

I NEED TO STOP POSTING AND RESPOND TO COMMENTS. XD TOMORROW, I PROMISE. ;DD

ONE-SENTENCE DRABBLE REQUESTS. (yoinked from svz_insanity ♡)

RULES:

* You can request for any fandom I know. Most of my main fandoms are in my interests list; you can also visit my RPlist and the list of series I'm reading/watching, which are backdated to the top of my LJ? XD Yes, everyone, Fyre has gone crazy again. :|

* Your request may be as complex or simple as you like. There HAS to be some kind of request, though, you can't just say, WRITE ME HARRY POTTER. I will write you Giant Squid/Creevey brothers. :| I am not kidding.

* You may comment and request a sentence however many times you please. (One request per comment!)

* You may make the same prompt multiple times in a potentially unsuccessful attempt to urge me to write more than one-sentence of the same drabble.

* I might end up writing moar than one sentence, but don't hold your breath. XDD

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, EVERYONE. ☆
OMG, I can't stop listening to Disney music. ;o; Notably Hercules. I think I need to rewatch my (French XD) version and squee over Meg's eternal sexy hips. >>:

S T A R T The countries of Britannia and Tortuga have been at war for as long as anyone can remember. B R I T A N N I A is a jewel of civilization, if you can ignore the veneer of filth that overpopulation, corrupt officials, and abundance of the poor give it. T O R T U G A, on the other hand, is a mostly lawless place, a harsh landscape where the Pirate Lords rule with an iron fist. They do not rule without opposition, however, as Rogues seek to obtain power and fight against the rules forced upon them. Beneath the two floating continents lies the islands where people struggle to scratch out a living on the fearsome waters that surround them. This is not the Earth as we know it. Continents fly high due to gravitational shifts, both the waters below and the sky above are filled with creatures too fierce to face, and everyone is in a cutthroat game for ultimate power. There are legends a-plenty of a treasure that can help those who seek it to achieve that power, and everyone with an airship is in a race to find it. This is the age of the sky pirate. Who will you join? L I N K S ✖GENERAL INFORMATION ✖FACTIONS ✖SHIPS AND CREWS ✖LOCATIONS ✖GLOSSARY ✖RULES ✖TAKEN/WANTED ✖APPLICATION ✖FAQ ✖TABLE OF CONTENTS ✖theskytides ✖theskyport

... is the reason I've been MIA from life, the Internets, and polychromatic. And most of fandom in general. 8D; But yes, I've been waiting to advertise this to you guys because a lot of the pre-gamestart reserves do run out today, so a number of characters will be opening up. ☆ If you see anyone listed as reserved until [10.18] that you might want, comment here to tell me and I'll get back to you on whether they extend/app or not. (:

GO FORTH & PILLAGE, MY PRETTIES
Also, HOLY HELL DO WANT. Do I know anyone in Sweden dfjslkjdf. ;;

Uh. All that aside, am epicly phailing at life. ♥ O wells. Watched most of Re:CoM Sora-side yesterday and slkjsla;ksdf yeah now I need to watch Reverse Rebirth and catch up on all the newest anticipated installments butyeah. Ah! And likely getting FFXII tonight after work, so don't be expectin' me online, folks. >: And, quickie before I run off to bang my head over Marluxia some more:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

P.S. SNOW I EXPECT TO SEE A XANXUS IN THE INBOX TOMORROW.

P.P.S. RE: REBORN 166. OHMYGOD VARIA. OHMYGOD SQUALO. OHMYGOD SQUALO'S HAIR. OHMYGOD RYOHEI INNASUIT. JUST. OHMYGODDDDDDDDD.

I'm updating a ridiculous amount these days. I blame it all on the fact that fandom is currently being awesome and horrible and amusing in general, and Avatar is trying to eat my life and KH is trying to do it AGAIN.

In other words, I FOUND WHERE THE GOOD ZEXION/DEMYX WAS HIDING. And now Fyre can say that she really, truly ships this pair despite everything that has gone before.

Because ohmygod they made it work. ♥♥ It all started with this fic by dual_avi, whom I've been given to understand is the brainmother of the Zemyx pairing. XD Although I'm a nitpicky twit and I can't say I agreed with everything presented in the fic (then again, smutfic is a little harder to pass off than the tamer ones), it intrigued me enough to finally give the pairing a real try. As a bonus, her little unofficial ship manifesto certainly seemed reasonable and engaging enough (actually, better than the Axel/Zexion one I read before that), so I gave the fics recced there a try.

Which led me to this thing of beauty, a single long-shot fic which, to use completely incoherent fanfic!fangirling language, was to Zexion/Demyx as Eight Days was to Axel/Zexion. And if a tiny thing like the latter fic converted me head over heels, a beautifully realized piece like Vertigo pretty much flattened me with a sledgehammer of AMAZING and GLEE and really, I'm embarrassing myself but I seriously love on this fic so hard. IC and beautifully characterized and adorably whimsical and, although a little rough in places, worded and phrased in such a way that sometimes I just had to sit and spaz at it a little. *fails*

Although I suppose I should really be mortified to like such a maligned pairing (that I've ragged on so much out of habit) I really can't find it in myself to care. 8D I'm so happy that fandom really has managed to make this fiasco of a hated!OTP work, andand my faith in the universe has been restored, thank you and good night. *_*

I also really need to stop writing entries after I've just finished reading Zexion!POV, I end up sounding like an erudite monk or something. ): AANG ... N-Not that that's a bad thing ARGH. ;;;

P.S. Everyone in the world has it WRONG. The pairing is quite obviously Demyx/Zexion. ): *gutted by muse*

P.P.S. Memesheep@GJ.com

Watched all 10 current episodes of Gurren Lagann yesterday. OH MY GODS I HEART THIS SERIES. I HEART IT WITH A LOT OF ♥. IN FACT THE ♥ AND THE HEARTS ARE ONE AND THE SAME, JUST LIKE ME BELIEVING IN YOU BELIEVING IN ME AND BELIEVING IN OURSELVES IS ONE AND THE SAME--ahaha. Sorry. :D; /Kamina'd

But seriously, I haven't been this in love in a little bit of a while with a mecha series. It's like some crazy mix of Furi Kuri andandand some mecha series and I'm incoherent because KAMINA is a ridiculous amount of love that I have no words for and as Ore-sama he's about on par with Atobe in awesome. *_* DJLKJSFLKJDF. And the concept is interesting--DRILLS! XD But I think it's the cheesywonderful shounen tardom combined with the gorgeous animation and the off-the-wall wtfamazing that has me head-over-heels. ;; More fangirling to come. ★

Okay so. That being said. ARGH STUPID PLOTBUNNIES I HAVEN'T BEEN HIT THIS FAST SINCE--SINCE... I DON'T KNOW. GOD I PHAIL SO HARD AT FIC THESE DAYS OKAI BEAR WITH ME WHILE I SLAUGHTER THINGS. :|

In the Footsteps of Giants
Gurren Lagann; Rossiu gen.
Very Vague Spoilers for ep. 8

( After the Fall )

♥ LOVE MEME TIEM REDUX ♥

REDEX | LIL_BLOSSOM | KASHEWMOO | JULITINA | DEW_CHAN | IGATONA1ERIK | ATTHEROADSIDE (1/2) | LIQUID_OCELOT | EVILBO | ME (1/2) XD oops | RIVEN_MARIPOSA | RANDOM_PROPHET | STARLIGHTING

DAIYAONNA | RUXI (1/2) | KHALAMA (1/2) | ROARING (1/2) | A_WHITE_RAIN | INUYATTA | FICKLE_GODDESS | NEKOKILALA | CIARAN_GABRIEL | ESRAFIL | XINDA | REI_KURASAKI | LINK621 | HIKARIBLUE | CHALAINE

LB_X | MILDLY_DELUDED | SPARK_658 | BUCKET_SHOT | ELYNDYS | VERMULTITUDE | X_MOG | RUBY_SHARDS | GOOZIEWOOZIE | NARICHAN | JUUJUBE101 | TASHIRO_KUN | RAIGEKIJIN | STATIC_ROSES | INK_BLOTS_101

PERFECTASSASSIN | OWARI | RHAPSODY_DRAGON | INFECTED_WOUND | ATHOUSANDWINDS | YUBSIE | MIYUKI_MINA | FORGEDMEMORIES | TENSAIFACE | LEOCHAN | NERDCORE | FEL (1/2) | BOEMKOOL | ___ERO__SENNIN

AINOTORIKOMI | MIIOL | MEITACHI | HIKARIDONYA | PRINCESSXIA | ALISSA | GOTTIS_CHAN | SVZ_INSANITY | RIKU_REPLICA | MOVING | YUUKIHIKARI | ESPADA | WINDOWMAIDEN

SHAHNICHAN (1/2/3) | RIXIS (1/2/3) | ABLE (1/2) | GLOMPABLE (1/2) | SAFFDRAGON (1/2) | HIGHERSKIES (1/2) | SPRIGHTFUL (1/2)

SPECIAL: YOUR MOM

★★★

APOLOGIES TO ANYONE ON THE FLIST WHOSE NAME MIGHT NOT HAVE MADE IT. My fingers are kinda giving out, and I still wanna write a couple replies, but... 8D;;; FOR NOW WE HAVE A REFERENCE YAY. I was getting tired of searching through pages. :/ That being said, it's not alphabetized either, oops? XDDD;;;

Feel free to keep commenting there, or to continue spreading the love here in this post if you feel like it. ;] I'll leave this unlocked. ♥~!